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Olá Pessoal!!!

Ao longo do tempo tenho colocado uma grande quantidade de posts no fórum sobre coisas que nos interessam a todos, tais como runs, instances e afins, pois bem, desta vez é bem diferente, o que aqui coloco hoje é uma coisa que encontrei um destes dias e que acho simplesmente brilhante, alguns de vocês vão ler e ficam a pensar "ãh?", outros vão partir-se a rir. Algumas são subtis, outras nem por isso.

Estou a falar claro está de citações engraçadas do nosso belo World of Warcraft. Pois é, parece que há alguém que se deu (e continua) ao trabalho de criar um site que compila as citações e situações mais engraçadas passadas no WoW. Toda a gente pode participar e enviar para lá uma frase que um NPC tenha dito que achem piada, uma conversa com um jogador qq completamente disparatada, uma situação digna de prémio pela sua estupidez, etc.

Vejam, espero que gostem, eu digo-vos, há lá algumas em que me ficou a doer a barriga de tanto rir.

World of Warcraft Quotes


Alguns exemplo para vos aguçar o apetite:

At twins:

Raid leader: "why in the ¤#"# did the tank die?"
Priest: "his health points reached zero...."

(Some lvl 70 warlock) W: Where do i buy soulshards?

At Onyxia.
RL: Odd groups to the left, even groups to the right?
Person 1: What are the odd groups
Person 2: 1 2 3 5 7
Person 3: Err..2 isn't and odd number. Those were the prime numbers
Person 2: OK, prime numbers to left

[Player1] Whispers: Mate plz come heal in the ring of blood i beg u
[me]: W00t lol?
[me]: are you really sure about that?
[Player1] Yes come on i really need a pro healer
[me]: Well then ask someone who aint a Rogue

"OOM dos NOT mean im out of monsters and i want more"

Underbog Colossus in Serpentshrine Cavern are fun mobs!
Player1: HAHAHAHA!! IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
*Player1 dies
Player1: nvm

"in whisper" :


Me: hey man hows it going?
Friend: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwdsssssssssssdwe6582923wwwwwwwwwwww
Me: that looked painful
Friend: yeah ... it was

[player1]: Man i no u didn't drop totems back there but can u drop FR totem for the last guy?

[player2]: Uh, I'm a druid man, shamans use totems.

[player1]: oh...can you drop fire resist totem then?

[player2]: *sigh* left it in the bank

[Raid Leader]Finally, after 2 hours of trying to get this damn MC raid together, lets do this.
[SERVER] Shutdown in 15:00 minutes.

[Warlock#1]: my void is going to tank a dog, Warlock#2 can you chain fear another dog?

[Warlock#2]: I dont have that yet.

[Warlock#1]: fear?

[Warlock#2]: chainfear

Just starting off the raid with me as RL, Priest class leader /w me:

Priest: 'What boss are we taking today?'
Me: 'That'd be Hakkar.'
Priest: 'Who's that?'
Me: 'You know - big snake, wings, whispers you with threats of imminent doom.'
Priest: 'Isn't that Jin'do?'
Me: 'I know all you see is healthbars but surely you should be paying more attention than that?'
Priest appears to be sobering up.
Me: '...Well that explains a lot.'
Priest cries on your shoulder
Priest: 'I have a problem, ok?!'

Same guy, AQ20 trash pulls he gains aggro, fails to Fade, and gets wtfpwned:

Me: 'What happened to Fade?'
Priest: 'Well somehow I thought putting it next to the Psychic Scream button would be a good idea'
Me: 'Ah, how's the working out for you?'
Priest: 'I think the results speak for themselves.'

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